I'm Thinking About You

I'm thinking about you like Helen Keller thinks about movies. Like Hitler thinks about Jews. Like Regina George thinks about each and every one of you. I'm thinking about you like fat people think about Thanksgiving. Like monkeys think about bananas. Like Sponge Bob thinks about krabby patties. I'm thinking about you like the Red Sox think about the Yankees. Like Max Hall thinks about Utah fans. Like athletes think about the missed shot. I'm thinking about you like Jim thinks about Pam like Serena thinks about Dan like aunt Jan thinks about uncle Stan like my mom thinks about Sam's... Club. I'm thinking about you like ______ thinks about me. Like I think about ______. Like every single person thinks about ______. Like animals think about ______. Like ______'s own mother thinks about ______. I'm thinking about you like i thinks about Pod. Like nerds think about math class. Like Blair Waldorf thinks about gossip. Like Sunday's think about naps. I'm thinking about you like Sunday night thinks about Monday mornings. Like OCD people think about vacuum lines. Like kids think about step moms. Like girls think about ex boyfriends. I'm thinking about you like girls think about ostentatiously stitched jeans. Like Urkel thinks about Laura. Like bulimics think about toilet bowls. I'm thinking about you like anorexics think about food. Like Su Chin thinks about abortion. Like Su Chin thinks about haters. Like haters think about lovers like haters think about haters like haters think about everything. I'm thinking about you like I love you but I hate you and I don't know what to do so I guess I'll keep thinking about you. 

Oh, What is Love?

10. Love is a battle field.
9. Love is a package deal.
8. Love is finally being able to sneeze.
7. Love is freakin pilates.
6. Love is laughing so hard you can't breathe. 
5. Love is the bbzzzsshhh sound from a slinky.
4. Love is... well... love is pants. 
3. Love is leaving a backpack full of bricks. 
2. Love is a squirrels acorn. 
1. Love is getting a long block in Tetris. 

Intro-freakin-duction

Yooooooooooooodel ay hee hooo. Hey. I'm the Yodeling Goat. A little about myself? Well, I love long walks on the beach, pina colodas, and gettin caught in the rain. I live in a cozy cottage with a dishwasher that sometimes smells weird and I love the word "blogger". But i'm not a blogger. Well, I guess I am now.

Lord Farquad.